Unlucky Gamer: My Quest for a Cardboard Clone

I have the worst luck in the world. I fear for my life. Do you know where I can find these cardboard clones? I wanted to have one of my own so I wouldn’t feel so lonely. I even sent this photo as an example, but they gave me something completely different. I don’t even know who you are. I got depressed for a while and decided to distract myself with a concert. But the depression came back. I took a photo and posted it, making 12-year-old girls envy me. That’s when I realized I had already done everything I wanted. These are the moments we should all appreciate. However, I still want my clone.